You get what you pay for.

So RPA might be a heck of lot cheaper than going private but you certainly get what you pay for:

3 months before you even see a doctor...

2 months before you can see him again to get your test results...

4 months before you can get an appointment with a nurse to find out about drug regimes and actually start treatment.

And before you ask (like I did, stupid me), no you can't book the nurses appointment until AFTER you see the doctor for your follow-up.

And in case you missed the irony in this whole situation 3 months, plus 2 months, plus 4 months equals a pregnancy.